Immanuel Kant (1724-1804)
The famous philosopher, Kant
Said: "Why, when I run, do I pant?
I fear 'twould be treason
To my Critique of Reason
To think I'm unfit, so I shan't."
—C. S. Cook
An example of Kant's sterling wit
Was his theory that farts could be lit,
And it's said that all night
By the flickering light,
He composed his "Critique of Pure Shit".
—Victor Gray
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